Stupid phones are everywhere
No matter how smart they say they are
Having to disassemble them
Because they lock up from time to time
A phone should never
Lock up, like ever
And I flat out do not see
Why people buy Sony
Android phones are trash
They flat out do not last
They cannot take the rigors of every day
I’ve seen them lock up in every way
My wife takes the battery
Out of her’s daily
That is a sad way to be
Phones should be about simplicity
I sit back with my iDevice
Smiling at her torturous device
Wishing a better phone for her
While playing my apps that load with a blur
The fact is simply put
Phones are designed without consumer input
Bells and whistles are nothing but crap
They just want to check their social media app
It’s a shame that people argue
Over which smart phone is better for you
As all have their issues
Making people break out the tissues
But cell phones absolutely rule the day
People use them as much as a tired cliche
They definitely aren’t going away
I just wish they’d make one that would work okay.
--Dan
--Want more Poetry? Check out my Poetry Collection Page!
Friday, July 5, 2013
Wednesday, July 3, 2013
Rivers of Inspiration in our Home
There’s something rather insane about living in this house. Mainly...its the people in it. Everyone in this house is a artist of some sort. It makes the conversations interesting, with never a dull moment to be had anywhere....
One of the main things that attracted me to Lisa was her being a published author. Not a self-published mind you, a real published author. You can see her books over on the right hand column. They are quite imaginative, and an interesting read.
One of the main things that attracted me to Lisa was her being a published author. Not a self-published mind you, a real published author. You can see her books over on the right hand column. They are quite imaginative, and an interesting read.
Monday, July 1, 2013
Secrets in the Modern Age
Watching the season finale of Doctor Who, and the episode about the Fifth Doctor, I was struck with a statement someone said. It was about how there were surprises back then, shocks that no one saw coming, and how impossible that is to pull off in today’s age.
It is really driven home by how much we already know of the upcoming season of Doctor Who. There is supposed to be all this secrecy about who John Hurt’s Doctor really is, but people have picked apart a pair of interviews, and spread it around the internet. It’s a shame too, as I would have been wonderfully surprised by it.
I still remember watching Doctor Who when I was a child, and seeing him regenerate for the first time, I was shocked. When Aldric died I was absolutely flabbergasted, and that single moment taught me so much about life and death and so many other things. If I’d have known about it ahead of time...I know it would have been completely different.
Here’s something that’s hard to imagine, but try. Star Wars Episode I. I know, I already hear the groans, but imagine this for a moment. Watching it for the first time, and not knowing that Maul had a double bladed lightsaber. Just imagine that. People in the audience would have leaned forward thinking, “Oh man, this shit just got real.”
Most movie trailers have a snippet of the last scene in it. It might not reveal much, but if you know what to look for, then yeah, its pretty telling. Promethius would have been a ton better of a movie if we hadn’t known about the Alien tie in. We would have sat there thinking, “Oh wow, that looks familiar,” until it was revealed.
Surprises do still happen. The Red Wedding hit people that watch A Game of Thrones on HBO quite hard, even though the book the event took place in was published thirteen years ago. The Walking Dead tries pretty hard to keep a lid on things with their surprises, and succeeds in most cases.
I think back to the older days of TV. The ending to the Rosanne show was pretty unique and a wonderful surprise. Bob Newhart had a great surprise ending to his last TV series. If I remember correctly, in both instances they actually filmed a false scene to throw people off.
In today’s age secrets dissolve quickly, as social media has made gossip and sharing something world wide almost instantaneous. The only real surprises seem to happen in books and video games now-a-days. Which is a shame, as both of which are technically niche audiences. Certain movies in the past would have been far better without spoilers in the trailers. TV shows and movies have so many people working on the set, its impossible to truly keep a lid on anything.
Honestly, I never saw The Sixth Sense, but the ending was pretty easy to figure out with the trailers and all. What was the last TV show or movie that surprised you? I’m curious as to what you think about today’s technology and how hard it is to keep secrets from people who want to learn everything about a production. So please comment below!
It is really driven home by how much we already know of the upcoming season of Doctor Who. There is supposed to be all this secrecy about who John Hurt’s Doctor really is, but people have picked apart a pair of interviews, and spread it around the internet. It’s a shame too, as I would have been wonderfully surprised by it.
I still remember watching Doctor Who when I was a child, and seeing him regenerate for the first time, I was shocked. When Aldric died I was absolutely flabbergasted, and that single moment taught me so much about life and death and so many other things. If I’d have known about it ahead of time...I know it would have been completely different.
Here’s something that’s hard to imagine, but try. Star Wars Episode I. I know, I already hear the groans, but imagine this for a moment. Watching it for the first time, and not knowing that Maul had a double bladed lightsaber. Just imagine that. People in the audience would have leaned forward thinking, “Oh man, this shit just got real.”
Most movie trailers have a snippet of the last scene in it. It might not reveal much, but if you know what to look for, then yeah, its pretty telling. Promethius would have been a ton better of a movie if we hadn’t known about the Alien tie in. We would have sat there thinking, “Oh wow, that looks familiar,” until it was revealed.
Surprises do still happen. The Red Wedding hit people that watch A Game of Thrones on HBO quite hard, even though the book the event took place in was published thirteen years ago. The Walking Dead tries pretty hard to keep a lid on things with their surprises, and succeeds in most cases.
I think back to the older days of TV. The ending to the Rosanne show was pretty unique and a wonderful surprise. Bob Newhart had a great surprise ending to his last TV series. If I remember correctly, in both instances they actually filmed a false scene to throw people off.
In today’s age secrets dissolve quickly, as social media has made gossip and sharing something world wide almost instantaneous. The only real surprises seem to happen in books and video games now-a-days. Which is a shame, as both of which are technically niche audiences. Certain movies in the past would have been far better without spoilers in the trailers. TV shows and movies have so many people working on the set, its impossible to truly keep a lid on anything.
Honestly, I never saw The Sixth Sense, but the ending was pretty easy to figure out with the trailers and all. What was the last TV show or movie that surprised you? I’m curious as to what you think about today’s technology and how hard it is to keep secrets from people who want to learn everything about a production. So please comment below!
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)
